1997-04-24 – Open Lines Anything Goes Buried Alien Body

Show: Coast To Coast AM

Air Date: April 24, 1997

Guest(s): Open Lines

Topic(s): Open Lines

Art announces that the next show will feature Robert’s Ghost Wolf, and tonight’s show will be an open line format, inviting discussions on any topic.

The news segment includes the Senate’s passage of the chemical ban treaty, with Art questioning the actual safety this treaty provides, especially considering countries that have not ratified it. He expresses skepticism about the effectiveness of such treaties in enhancing security and raises concerns about biological threats as more worrying than chemical ones.

Art then discusses a recent incident involving an oozing package at the Washington offices of a Jewish organization, which caused sickness but was not life-threatening. He reflects on the possibility of more serious threats in the future and mentions the execution of rebels in Peru, questioning the morality of such actions.

The show also covers a mysterious case of missing military trucks in Texas, carrying missiles and other weapons. One truck was found, but the other, reportedly carrying inert weapons, remains missing. Art expresses confusion over the term “inert weapon” and its implications.

Listeners contribute to the show, with one mentioning the variety of topics covered in the past week. A significant discussion point is a strange occurrence in Cleveland, where all radio stations were momentarily overridden by a signal from a FEMA-controlled facility, raising concerns about the government’s control over broadcasting.

Art mentions Russia’s continuing efforts to build deep underground bunkers and subways, including a secret subway for Premier Boris Yeltsin, to survive a nuclear attack. Art questions the rationale behind these costly constructions given the perceived end of the Cold War.

Next, the conversation shifts to North Korea. A defector’s claim that North Korea possesses nuclear weapons and could target Japan and South Korea raises concerns. Art comments on the irony of nuclear disarmament efforts by larger nations while smaller countries might resort to chemical or biological weapons, the “poor man’s atom bomb.”

The show then covers a disturbing local crime story. Two teenagers in a rural area lured pizza deliverymen to an abandoned house and murdered them without any apparent motive other than the desire to kill. This senseless act of violence highlights the unpredictable nature of crime in society.

Art also mentions a strange animal captured in Alabama, possibly resembling a chupacabra, and unusual weather patterns in different parts of the United States. He talks about a sudden snowstorm in Colorado, destructive winds in South Carolina, and an unusually high wind gust in the Mojave Desert, suggesting a change in weather patterns.

The segment concludes with a teaser for the upcoming Darwin Awards segment, celebrating those who have inadvertently improved the human gene pool by eliminating themselves in foolish ways. Additionally, a caller inquires about DeForest Kelley’s (an actor from Star Trek) UFO experiences, linking it to the 1942 air raid in Los Angeles.

Art discusses UFO sightings, referencing a story told by actor DeForest Kelley, known for his role in Star Trek. Kelley recounted his experiences with UFOs, including an incident during World War II in Los Angeles and another sighting in Louisiana in the 1950s. This leads to a broader conversation about the commonality of UFO sightings and the public’s perception of them.

Following this, a caller from Illinois inquires about the earlier topic of inert weapons. It’s clarified that inert weapons are non-functional and are used for training purposes only. This explanation addresses the earlier confusion regarding the missing military truck carrying inert weapons.

Art then touches on a sensitive topic about the method used by Peruvian soldiers in a recent operation. A caller suggests that shooting someone between the eyes, as the soldiers reportedly did, is a tactical move rather than an assassination. Art reflects on the information he received and the implications of such actions in conflict situations.

Art shifts to a light-hearted topic, teasing about the upcoming Darwin Awards. He explains that these awards are given to individuals who have accidentally contributed to human evolution by removing themselves from the gene pool in foolish ways.

Additionally, a caller from Vancouver, Canada, raises a concern about being cut off during previous calls to the show, to which Art responds humorously.

Art and a caller discuss magnet therapy and its health benefits. The conversation covers the use of magnets on the body and magnetized water, with the caller asserting that drinking magnetized water promotes good health.

The show then shifts to a conversation about the “Extraterrestrial Highway” near Las Vegas. A caller inquires about its location and the reason behind its name. Art explains that it’s near Area 51 and is known for unexplained phenomena, particularly affecting truck drivers. The caller expresses a desire to drive down the highway in hopes of witnessing something extraordinary.

Art humorously discusses the highway’s potential risks and advises the caller to have a companion if she decides to explore the area, underscoring the mysterious allure surrounding Area 51.

The show takes another turn when a caller from Pasadena talks about a strange memo received at work, supposedly from a “supreme commander.” Art dismisses it as old internet material, highlighting how misinformation can spread.

Finally, a caller shares a personal experience of witnessing a red ball of light near a trailer court, believing it to be a UFO. The caller describes the object’s trajectory and speed, with Art engaging in the speculation about its origin.

A caller shares their lifelong belief in UFOs and other unexplained phenomena. Art clarifies his position, stating that he doesn’t believe in UFOs in a religious sense but investigates them. He emphasizes the difference between investigating and blindly believing.

Another caller inquires about Art’s book “The Quickening” being available on tape. Art mentions that while it’s a possibility, he’s currently not thinking about it due to the immense work involved in writing the book.

The show then moves to a discussion about apocalypse theories. A caller expresses interest in having Father Malachi Martin, a frequent guest, speak about ancient languages and the Book of Revelation. They discuss whether the apocalypse is a past event, specific to the era of Nero, or if it’s something yet to happen.

Art shares an anecdote about his own driving habits and a humorous interaction with a police officer when he was stopped for speeding. This story reveals Art’s down-to-earth personality and his connection with various communities, including law enforcement.

A San Diego police officer calls in, expressing appreciation for the show within the law enforcement community. The officer also mentions an incident where the Emergency Broadcast System (EBS) signal interrupted the show, highlighting the widespread reach and impact of Art’s program.

A caller from La Crosse, Wisconsin, suggests a show topic about a book called “Maria’s Message to the World,” which deals with spiritual guidance and the concept of free energy. The book, as described by the caller, is not strictly religious but rather a spiritual manual, with messages believed to be from the Virgin Mary.

Art then teases the upcoming segment about the Darwin Awards, which recognizes individuals who have contributed to human evolution in a bizarre or foolish manner. This segment showcases the lighter side of the show, as Art often explores the odd and humorous aspects of human behavior.

One of the Darwin Award stories shared by a listener involves a woman who sues her pharmacy for not providing proper instructions on the use of contraceptive jelly, leading to an unexpected pregnancy. The story humorously underscores the lack of common sense and misunderstandings that can occur in everyday life.

Another story involves two men who buy a new Grand Cherokee and go duck hunting. In an attempt to create a landing area for ducks on a frozen lake, they use dynamite with a short fuse. Their dog, trained to retrieve, goes after the dynamite, causing chaos. In a panic, one of the men shoots at the dog to stop it from returning with the dynamite, but it only confuses the dog more. The dog takes shelter under their new Grand Cherokee, and when the dynamite explodes, both the dog and the vehicle are lost. This story humorously highlights foolish human behavior and its unintended consequences.

A caller then talks about a previous guest who claimed to have built a time machine. The discussion revolves around the theoretical aspects of time travel and the perception of light and photons. This conversation reflects the show’s tendency to explore complex and speculative scientific topics.

Another caller expresses appreciation for a recent show on nanotechnology. The discussion emphasizes the need to think differently about the universe and the possibilities that nanotechnology presents, suggesting an almost unexplored inner universe.

Art also shares a personal experience about taking colloidal silver as a preventative measure against illness during a trip to Mexico. Despite his precautions, he still caught the flu, humorously debunking his own belief in being “bulletproof” against sickness. He also addresses a false obituary about him that circulated on the internet, highlighting the spread of misinformation.

A caller from Calgary discusses an internet article that criticized a previous show with Richard Hoagland about a security alert at Cheyenne Mountain. The caller points out that government officials wouldn’t likely disclose high-security information to the public, highlighting the complexities of discussing such sensitive topics on the show.

Art Bell reiterates his stance on the nature of the program, emphasizing its role as a platform for open and free-flowing information. He acknowledges that not all information shared on the show may be accurate, comparing it to major networks that also occasionally report incorrect information.

A caller named John from Bremen then joins the conversation, discussing the Extraterrestrial Highway (Highway 375) and recommending a local establishment known as the Little A’Le’Inn. This part of the conversation brings a lighter tone to the show, with discussions about local attractions related to UFO culture.

Art mentions he has been invited to numerous events, including the Roswell anniversary, but is unable to attend due to his commitment to the show. He shares a conversation with a caller who is in the Navy, reflecting on the wide range of his listener base.

Another caller from southeast Missouri brings up a report of an extremely high wind gust in Louisiana, leading to a discussion about the increasing frequency of microbursts across the country.

Art shares a humorous anecdote about a prank he played with an inert grenade at a radio station, which led to chaos and him getting in trouble. This light-hearted story showcases Art’s playful side and the relaxed atmosphere of the show.

A caller known as “Mr. Negative” inquires about the availability of a Beijing radio, advertised on the show. Art explains the uncertain supply situation due to the radios being shipped from South Africa, and the complexities involved in international shipping and customs.

Another caller from Long Beach, California, asks Art about a ham radio news line that mentioned him. Art confirms he’s aware of the coverage and discusses the ham radio community’s interest in his show. This leads to a conversation about resources for beginners interested in ham radio, with Art recommending license study manuals available at stores like RadioShack.

Responding to a question about the Richard Hoagland website, Art humorously suggests the caller’s inability to access the site might be due to a lack of security clearance or a problem with their computer. He advises updating their AOL browser to resolve the issue, a common technical solution at the time.

A caller from Las Vegas asks for Art’s email address and where he is broadcasting from. Art gives his email and playfully describes his location as a “secret location in the Nevada desert,” though he actually broadcasts from Pahrump, Nevada.

One caller inquires about the appropriateness of calling women “knuckleheads,” a term often used in Three Stooges films. Art humorously advises against it, suggesting it might lead to physical retaliation.

A caller from Edmonton, Alberta, comments on the variety of unusual topics and callers on the show, highlighting its entertainment value. This leads to a hypothetical discussion about how Art, as the U.S. President, would handle the situation if nuclear missiles were missing. The caller suggests taking a public poll for decision-making, leading to a light-hearted exchange about leadership styles and politics.

Another caller asks about producing an “Art Bell Bumper Music CD.” Art explains that he doesn’t own the rights to the music used on the show, making such a project unlikely.

Art then discusses his busy schedule, mentioning upcoming interviews with the San Jose Mercury News and the Saint Louis Post Dispatch.

A caller from Washington inquires about military personnel from Gulf Breeze who were allegedly influenced by a Ouija board to go AWOL. Art clarifies that they were not remote viewers but were indeed influenced by a Ouija board, according to their claims. This conversation reflects the show’s interest in paranormal and unexplained phenomena.

A caller from New Orleans praises Dr. Charles Osmond, who was on the previous night’s show, for his insights into RNA/DNA technology and its potential applications, like curing AIDS. The conversation reflects on how this technology could revolutionize industries, including food production.

Art then shifts to responding to a caller’s request for information about a local chat club. He doesn’t have the details at hand but suggests that they’re mentioned on the air occasionally.

Another caller inquires about Mr. Davidow, whose house was burned down. Art mentions there’s no update on the situation but promises to share any new information when available.

A significant part of the conversation focuses on the issue of missing inert missiles. Art discusses the potential dangers these missiles pose, referencing the speculation around Flight 800’s crash and whether a missile without a warhead could still be dangerous. This discussion highlights the show’s engagement with current news and conspiracy theories.

A caller brings up the recent alliance between Russia and China, aimed at countering American dominance. This leads to a discussion about global politics and the motivations behind such alliances.

Art then shifts to a discussion about a caller’s experience with lights in the sky that seemed to interact with each other. The caller speculates about the possibility of alien involvement, given the unusual behavior of the lights.

A truck driver calls in to share his knowledge of satellite systems used for tracking trucks, particularly in relation to the missing missiles discussed earlier in the show. He explains how the system works and mentions that the antenna can be covered or unplugged to avoid detection. This conversation provides insights into the practical aspects of satellite tracking in the trucking industry.

Art humorously navigates through various other topics, including ham radio activities and the challenges of finding his show on different radio stations across the country. He also addresses a caller’s request for an affiliate list, explaining the difficulties in fulfilling such requests due to his one-man operation.

A caller discusses the term “inert weapons,” clarifying that it typically means weapons without propellant or explosives. The discussion then shifts to the transportation of nuclear weapons, with the caller explaining that nuclear weapons are usually transported by air, not ground, due to security concerns. This conversation highlights the show’s interest in military and security matters.

Art and a caller from Austin, Texas, discuss the use of colloidal silver. The caller shares a letter from a doctor explaining the topical and systemic uses of colloidal silver. Art shares his personal experience with colloidal silver, noting that despite its use, he still contracted the flu, leading to rumors of his death on the internet. This part of the conversation touches on health remedies and the spread of misinformation.

A caller from Denver offers to help another listener with finding an affiliate list for the show. This interaction showcases the community aspect of the show, with listeners helping each other out.

A caller from San Antonio requests the phone number for a local chat club associated with the show. Art notes that most talk show hosts and networks do not disclose their affiliate lists, but he has no issue sharing this information.

Art mentions that his book, “The Quickening,” has sold out and that a new print run is scheduled, highlighting his involvement in publishing and the interest in his work.

The conversation shifts to a news story about NBC allegedly pirating ABC’s news footage, which ABC finds embarrassing. This illustrates the show’s interest in media and current events.

A caller suggests that the trucker who inquired about the station list can access it at most college libraries through their computers, pointing out that Art’s website also has an affiliate list.

Art receives a call from Gary in Traverse City, Michigan, who questions the veracity of a story about a dog, a Jeep Cherokee, and a stick of dynamite. Art admits that while the story may be dubious, it serves as entertaining content for the show.

A caller discusses rivers that flow north, such as the Willamette River in the Willamette Valley, and mentions historical instances of rivers reversing their flow due to earthquakes.

A caller from Eatonville, Washington, discusses chronic fatigue syndrome and its potential link to Gulf War Syndrome, suggesting a connection to microplasma incognitus. The caller speculates that her ex-boyfriend, who served in the Gulf War, might have been a carrier of the condition.

Art then talks about the recent discovery of a new planet, mentioning the increasing number of such discoveries. He reads a news report about the Jupiter-sized planet found orbiting a nearby star, indicating the growing interest in extraterrestrial life.

A caller from Houston inquires about Dr. Steven Greer and his efforts to bring forward testimony in Washington about extraterrestrial encounters. Art expresses some disappointment about the lack of media impact from Greer’s initiative.

A caller from Hawaii shares his views on the negative aspects of religion, critiquing the concept of worshiping an unseen entity and the demand for monetary contributions. Art responds by discussing the broader implications of belief in heaven and hell.

The discussion turns to the justice system and the treatment of repeat offenders, with Art suggesting the idea of isolating serious criminals on an island, reminiscent of movies like “Escape from New York.”

A caller compliments the quality of the show’s guests and inquires about a former board operator named Gina, who is no longer with the show. Art mentions that Gina’s photograph is still on the website for a drawing.

A caller from Eatonville, Washington, shares theories about the missing missiles discussed in the news, speculating about government deception and possible connections to the TWA Flight 800 disaster. This conversation reflects the show’s frequent exploration of conspiracy theories and skepticism towards official narratives.

Another caller from Puyallup, Washington, inquires about the fate of a pilot who allegedly flew into Area 51. Art humorously suggests various outcomes, highlighting the secretive nature of the military base and the lack of reliable information about such incidents.

A caller from Fargo, North Dakota, discusses the recent flooding in Grand Forks and criticizes the National Weather Service for providing inaccurate flood crest predictions. This part of the conversation touches on the impact of natural disasters and the challenges in weather forecasting.

The discussion then shifts back to the missing missiles, with a caller questioning the practicality of terrorists using such missiles, given their size and the need for specialized launch equipment.

A caller from San Diego reports seeing trucks carrying missiles on Highway 5, which sparks a discussion about the transportation of military equipment and the public’s perception of such convoys. This conversation reflects the show’s ongoing interest in military and security matters.

Another caller from Las Vegas praises the show for its thought-provoking content and for opening up different viewpoints. He comments on the difficulty of explaining the show’s eclectic nature to others who haven’t listened to it.

A caller shares a story about a mix-up during World War II at a naval ammunition depot, where two trains carrying ammunition were mistakenly sent to the wrong destinations.

A caller from Las Vegas discusses the power and respect generated by possessing nuclear weapons. She argues that while nuclear weapons bring a certain level of respect, true respect should be earned differently. Art acknowledges this ideal but emphasizes the reality that nuclear weapons do command respect in global politics.

The discussion then shifts to the fate of nuclear weapons decommissioned and the unique use of old missile silos as underground homes. The caller and Art ponder what happens to the nuclear weapons that were once housed in these silos.

Art shares his view on the continued possession of nuclear weapons by nations, asserting that they do indeed generate respect and influence in the international arena, regardless of the moral implications.

A caller discusses Richard Hoagland’s theories about secret societies. The conversation delves into the nature of these organizations, with the caller mentioning various groups like the Trilateral Commission, Council on Foreign Relations, and Freemasons. Hoagland’s shifting views on these societies are debated, suggesting a deep interest among the show’s audience in conspiracy theories.

Art humorously shares a “psychiatric hotline” joke, which plays on different mental health disorders, reflecting the lighter, more humorous side of the show.

A caller named Curtis from Las Vegas brings up a hypothetical scenario about possessing a nuclear bomb. He expresses his aversion to the idea, stating that he would never want to be in a position to have a nuclear bomb due to its negative energy. The conversation touches on the moral implications of nuclear weapons and the theory of Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) as a deterrent to war.

A caller from Seattle, identifying himself as Gorgon for the night, brings up the story of the airplane flying into Area 51. He suggests that the background sounds during the call indicated that the event might have actually happened, leading to a discussion about the fate of the pilot.

Art shares his thoughts on the peculiarities of talk radio, including the odd phenomenon of signal fading during interesting parts of a program but remaining clear during commercials. He humorously claims to know the secret behind this but says he’s not allowed to disclose it.

A caller from Canada humorously outlines what he would demand if he had a nuclear weapon, including high-end computer systems and making politicians wear diapers in congress. This light-hearted take on a serious topic reflects the show’s ability to blend humor with discussions of more grave subjects.

Another caller inquires about soul travel and shares his own experiences with visions and dreams. Art advises that for such visions to be taken seriously as psychic abilities, they need to be recorded before the event they predict.

A caller from Seattle discusses his plan to conduct a civilian surveillance mission of Area 51 using a radio-controlled aircraft. Art believes the aircraft would likely be shot down, reflecting the secretive nature of the military base.

A caller from Redding, California, poses a hypothetical question about shooting a nuclear bomb into the sun. Art humorously responds that it would be insignificant compared to the ongoing thermonuclear fusion that powers the sun.

Another caller discusses the mental and spiritual effects of smoking. Art shares his personal experience with smoking, noting how some people may find it uplifting while others see it as detrimental to their health and spirit.

Art mentions his upcoming flight and plans to bring Lysol to spray the airplane’s seats and bathroom, highlighting concerns about cleanliness and health while traveling.

A caller named Trudy from Northern California discusses Art’s earlier comments about nuclear weapons. Art clarifies that while we have had wars since the atomic bombings of Japan, we have not had a nuclear war. He argues that the presence of nuclear weapons has deterred large-scale conflicts, though conventional wars like Vietnam, Korea, and the Gulf War have occurred.

A caller discusses George Bush’s mention of the “New World Order” and how it aligns with the discussions from the previous night’s show. The conversation touches on the implications of this term and its interpretations.

Art and a caller from Eugene, Oregon, discuss the success of Art’s book, “The Quickening,” and its unexpectedly high demand. The caller also offers to send Art a vintage Morse code device, leading to a discussion about Art’s dislike for Morse code and its obsolescence as a form of communication.

A caller from Los Angeles shares an observation about a missed international call during the show, highlighting the challenges of managing live calls on air.

Art then facilitates a unique interaction between two callers on different lines – one from British Columbia and another from Los Angeles. They discuss hypothetical scenarios involving nuclear weapons, specifically the idea of using a nuclear bomb as a deterrent against threats, such as those from China regarding Taiwan.

A caller from Los Angeles discusses his frustration with China’s statement about potentially targeting Los Angeles. He humorously considers the idea of suing the Chinese government for emotional trauma caused by this threat, leading to a conversation about the likelihood and practicality of such litigation.

Art humorously entertains the idea of a lawsuit against a foreign government, acknowledging the litigious nature of society but noting the impracticality and unlikelihood of collecting any judgment from such a case.

In a unique moment for the show, Art connects two callers, one from Los Angeles and the other from Canada, allowing them to share their thoughts simultaneously. This showcases the innovative and interactive nature of the show, as Art experiments with different formats to engage his audience.

The segment concludes with both callers giving their own versions of a goodnight message, followed by Art’s sign-off. He briefly considers using Morse code for his farewell but decides against it, ending the show on a light-hearted note.